Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen is an American film director, writer, actor, and comedian…

Woody Allen Quotes

Woody Allen Quotes

If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

On the plus side, death is one of the few things that can be done as easily lying down.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Man consists of two parts, his mind and his body, only the body has more fun.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

It is impossible to experience one’s death objectively and still carry a tune.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

If it turns out that there is a God…the worst that you can say about him is that basically he’s an underachiever.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

I believe there is something out there watching us. Unfortunately, it’s the government.- Woody Allen

Woody Allen Quotes

Confidence is what you have before you understand the problem.- Woody Allen

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