Ha. Look at you lot. You’re all so vacant. Is it nice not being me? It must be so relaxing.

Everything can be taken from a man but one thing: the last of the human freedoms—to choose one’s attitude in any given set of circumstances, to choose one’s own way.

We must never forget that human motives are generally far more complicated than we are apt to suppose, and that we can very rarely accurately describe the motives of another.

If you want to tell people the truth, make them laugh; otherwise they'll kill you.

All my life I’ve felt like the largest outcast, driven by an unquestioning need to belong and to conform. I still feel it now. But I’m close to the point of not caring.