Wanda Maximoff
- My husband and his indestructible head.(Ep-1)
- Those boxes don’t move themselves.(EP-1)
- Well, I assure you I’m married. To a man. A human one and tall.
- You move at he speed of sound and I can Make a pen float through the air. Who needs to abbreviate?
- “In a real magic act everything is fake.”
Vision
- “My wife and her flying saucers”(Ep-1)
- Aren’t we a fine pair?(S-1 Ep-1)
- Forgotten? Oh, Wanda, I’m incapable of forgetfulness. I remember everything. That’s not an exaggeration. In fact, I’m incapable of exaggeration. (S-1 Ep-1)
- Today, we will lie to you, and yet you will believe our little deceptions because human beings are easily fooled due to their limited understanding of the inner workings of the universe. Flourish!
- If tonight doesn’t go well, I think this could be the end.”
Agnes Agatha Harkness
- Hello, dear. I’m Agnes, your neighbor to the right. My right, not yours. (S-1 Ep-1)
- “The only way Ralph would remember our anniversary is if there was a beer named June 2nd.”(Ep-1)
- This is gonna be a gas!
- Many hands make light work. And many mouths make good gossip.(S-1 Ep-1)
- I was just reading a Cracker Jack Magazine article called “how to treat your husband to keep your husband.” Let me tell you, what Ralph could really use is “how to goose your wife so you don’t lose your wife.”
- I do have a suspicious mole on my back that I just can’t see.
- You try telling a 10-year-old that his mother is cuckoo for Cocoa Puffs.
- And I killed Sparky too!
Geraldine
- “The only reason I didn’t clap is because I am afraid to move.”(S-1 Ep-2)
- He was killed by Ultron, wasn’t he?(S-1 Ep-3)
Agatha All Along Lyrics
Who has been messing up everything
It’s been Agatha all along
Who has been pulling every evil strings?
It’s been Agatha all along
And the pity is it’s too late to fix anything.
She is insidious, so perfidious that you haven’t noticed.
Now that everything has gone wrong
Thanks to Agatha
It’s been Agatha all along.