Savage Instagram Captions

Sassy Savage Quotes for Haters 

• If you are testing my waters, you better know how to swim.
• Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
• Bitch please, my battery last longer than your relationship.  
• My Life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons, not your business.
• Fight or fuck*ng die. It’s really simple. Why do people make life so complex?
• Some people need high-five. In the face with a chair.
• Respect hatters. They are the one who think you are better than them.
• I’m more famous than you. So, b*tch please don’t hallucinate.
• Out of the way world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.
• It’s good to be different than to be in a world that is full of copy.
• I am not a princess who needs saving. I am a queen I have got this handled.
• Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.
• Envy me, hate me, rate me, the bottom line is, you are not me.
• Love your haters – they’re your biggest fans.

Savage Captions for ex gf

• You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
• Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
• Today, I saw something that remind of you, But then I flushed it and come out of the loo.
• Dear Ex.. I won’t block you, or delete you. I am keeping you there, so you are able to see how happy I am without you.
• Everything he tells you now he told me first.
• My Ex? We are not finds, We are not enemies, We are just strangers with some memories.
• You let go of a diamond. Good luck collecting rocks.
• Falling for you was my mistake.
• Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.

Savage Captions for ex bf

• Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.
• When things fall apart, something better always comes afterwards.
• Men or shoes? Honestly, shoes last longer, and they’re more dependable.
• My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
• My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.
• Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.   
• Algebra is my favorite subject, because you can replace my X without asking Y.
• My Ex texted: “Delete my number”, I replied: “Who’s this ?”
• It’s my turn darling. Now you just watch and learn.
• Ever looked at your Ex and wondered “was I drunk the entire relationship?”
• Your life is useless, just like your dad’s condom.
• I am not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.

Savage Captions for Shady Friends

• Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
• A real situation will always expose a fake friend.
• I would like to confirm that I don’t care.
• Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back. They are behind you for a reason.
• Only true friend will tell you to your face, what others are saying behind your back.
• There are two perfectly good men, One dead and the other unborn.
• If I have three friends, Believe me 2 is fake.