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Sassy Savage Quotes for Haters 

  • If you are testing my waters, you better know how to swim.
  • Underestimate me. That’ll be fun.
  • Bitch please, my battery last longer than your relationship.  
  • My Life, my choices, my mistakes, my lessons, not your business.
  • Fight or fuck*ng die. It’s really simple. Why do people make life so complex?
  • Some people need high-five. In the face with a chair.
  • Respect hatters. They are the one who think you are better than them.
  • I’m more famous than you. So, b*tch please don’t hallucinate.
  • Out of the way world. I’ve got my sassy pants on today.
  • It’s good to be different than to be in a world that is full of copy.
  • I am not a princess who needs saving. I am a queen I have got this handled.
  • Whoever is trying to bring you down is already below you.
  • Envy me, hate me, rate me, the bottom line is, you are not me.
  • Love your haters – they’re your biggest fans.
Sassy Savage Quotes for Haters

Savage Captions for ex gf

  • You were my cup of tea but I drink champagne now.
  • Treat me like a joke and I’ll leave you like it’s funny.
  • Today, I saw something that remind of you, But then I flushed it and come out of the loo.
  • Dear Ex.. I won’t block you, or delete you. I am keeping you there, so you are able to see how happy I am without you.
  • Everything he tells you now he told me first.
  • My Ex? We are not finds, We are not enemies, We are just strangers with some memories.
  • You let go of a diamond. Good luck collecting rocks.
  • Falling for you was my mistake.
  • Her attitude is savage, but her heart is gold.
Savage Captions for ex gf

Savage Captions for ex bf

  • Just think, your ex is someone else’s problem now.
  • When things fall apart, something better always comes afterwards.
  • Men or shoes? Honestly, shoes last longer, and they’re more dependable.
  • My mascara is too expensive to cry over stupid boys like you.
  • My ex is living proof of how stupid I can be.
  • Sometimes you miss the memories, not the person.   
  • Algebra is my favorite subject, because you can replace my X without asking Y.
  • My Ex texted: “Delete my number”, I replied: “Who’s this ?”
  • It’s my turn darling. Now you just watch and learn.
  • Ever looked at your Ex and wondered “was I drunk the entire relationship?”
  • Your life is useless, just like your dad’s condom.
  • I am not saying I hate you but I would unplug your life support to charge my phone.
Savage Captions for ex bf

Savage Captions for Shady Friends

  • Oh, I’m sorry. I forgot I only exist to you when you need something.
  • A real situation will always expose a fake friend.
  • I would like to confirm that I don’t care.
  • Don’t worry about those who talk behind your back. They are behind you for a reason.
  • Only true friend will tell you to your face, what others are saying behind your back.
  • There are two perfectly good men, One dead and the other unborn.
  • If I have three friends, Believe me 2 is fake.
Savage Captions for Shady Friends